Crystal Aura Gaze

So, this is a very informal synopsis of my personal thoughts of each zodiac sign. It’s based on my personal experiences while also tied into my knowledge of each zodiac. Note that this specifically refers to “sun sign,” which is the main sign that everyone is familiar with!

**Disclaimer** There is more to a person than their sun sign. The sun sign is an overall spotlight on a person — and each individual is completely unique. A person’s birth chart is FAR MORE COMPLEX than 1 simple zodiac sign. The world is NOT divided into “twelve types of people” because astrology takes MANY factors into account. ALSO, this is not meant to offend anyone, this is supposed to be funny, so take it with a grain of salt!

Aries

Ariens are really adorable. They like to act like they’re tough, and they get angry very quickly — but I’m sorry, I can’t help but giggle at them. It’s endearing. It’s very easy to make an Aries mad, but nearly impossible to push them to the point of no return. I’m sure that there are extreme cases when an Aries will never forgive you, but I think it’s very hard to get there with them. There’s always something youthful about their appearance despite age. And they also have a lot of energy and stamina.

Taurus

Taureans are so sweet and lovable, but they have strong boundaries — and when you cross them, they never forget! They are absolutely huge grudge-holders. It’s really, really hard to make them mad — so you should be scared when you finally do! They’re happiest when everybody gets along and they will not stir the pot unless deeply provoked. They have great memories and will remember things from forever ago. Also, they tend to be great cooks or foodies. 

Gemini

Geminis get such a bad rep, but I don’t think they’re bad at all. I think that people get frustrated with them because they’re hard to understand — that’s because they refuse to be defined. Gemini’s are traveling in all different directions all at once. Ironically, they need grounded, supportive, predictable energy — just to balance out their chaotic energy. Geminis are gifted at socializing and keeping up conversation. I’ve never met a shy Gemini. They love to talk. But they do get uncomfortable when things feel “too deep.”

Cancer

Cancereons have a stereotype of being overly emotional, but in my experience, they are extremely cutthroat and quick to hurt others when they feel threatened. Cancer men in particular are extremely guarded with their emotions (probably as a way of protecting themselves.) Honestly, Cancer men can be so mean sometimes. Cancer women however tend to be so much sweeter. Cancereons love physical touch, they love hugs and cuddles. They like to dress comfortably and stay at home as much as possible. Comfort is their priority.

Leo

Leo has a stereotype of being outgoing and flashy, but in my experience Leo’s are generally very shy. They like to be noticed for their achievements and wins. But when it comes to everything else, like their insecurities and flaws, they do not want to be seen at all. They will refuse competition unless they know that they are going to win. They do not want to be in the spotlight unless they are being rewarded with a prize. People don’t realize how sensitive they are. Their greatest strength is their optimism.

Virgo

Virgos are sweet and caring but they do have a tough disposition. They like to analyze everything – to the point of overanalyzing. They can get uncomfortable with too much emotion, they generally prefer to be logical and rational. Virgos are great at grounding people who are overly emotional, bringing them back to earth. Virgos are neat freaks, very clean and organized, always cleaning their space. They’re on top of their health, sometimes have too much anxiety about their health.

Libra

Libras are sweet and balanced. They’re skilled at avoiding conflict at all costs. They don’t like drama, it truly stresses them out. They tend to have a lot of friends, like A LOT of friends! It’s so easy to strike a conversation with them, even if it’s a total stranger. They see both sides of every situation. Can be huge procrastinators. They also have a strong sense of Justice. While they seem very easygoing and un-opinionated on the surface, if you talk to them about a specific political issue that matters to them, they will get all fired up.

Scorpio

Scorpio’s are extremely sensitive — to the point where they can be big babies. Scorpios are very chill and low-key on the surface, deep down they are incredibly passionate. They feel everything so strongly. They are extremists who do not understand the definition of “moderation.” For any Scorpio in your life, you either love them to death or hate them with every fiber of your being — no in-between. Scorpios only have two modes: angel or devil.

Sagittarius

Sag’s are always ready for adventure. They have a lot of optimism and determination. Lots of goals. They have a strong sense of spirituality, whether they are religious or just generally spiritual. They have this ability to see the world outside of themselves – they know that there’s more than what meets the eye, which keeps them always reaching out for something greater. Their downfall is that they are never satisfied. They always want more.

Capricorn

Capricorns have a strong sense of right vs wrong. They are rule followers — but every Capricorn has their own, unique set of rules that they live by. They struggle with change and getting outside of their comfort zone. They have a deep sense of loyalty to authorities, it takes A LOT for a Capricorn to question the rules — they will only do so if their leaders go completely against their morals. Best of all, they are extremely reliable and dependable, you know that you can count on them.

Aquarius

It’s generally very easy to get along with an Aquarius. They tend to have A LOT of friends! Aquarians always belong to some type of group or community, typically something that fights for a greater cause. Also, there is something so “alien” about them in which you question if they came from another planet. Aquarians will keep you guessing — always changing, always evolving. They like to keep a part of themselves hidden, so that they remain a mystery and undefined to all.

Pisces

Pisceans are adorable and should be protected at all costs. They are givers, in which they are only happy when they give more than they receive. Their downfall is that they may be easily taken advantage of. Or on the flip side, they can get paranoid. Pisceans are floaters and may lack direction in life, but that doesn’t bother them. Extremely creative and imaginative. They have this “sixth sense” in which they know when a situation is dangerous, or something seems off, or something bad might happen.