Primeval Pixie: My Story

Primeval (adjective): of or resembling the earliest ages in the history of the world; (of feelings or actions) based on primitive instinct; raw and elementary.

Pixie (noun): a supernatural being in folklore and children’s stories, typically portrayed as small and humanlike in form.

Oxford dictionary

I have existed since the dawn of time, when ancient beasts roamed the world. I lived with the gods and goddesses, the other mythical creatures, and then the human beings. I was here at the Golden Age, or Heaven on Earth. And thus came the deterioration of civilization — the Silver Age, the Bronze Age, and then the Iron Age — in which I could not stand to watch the humans and animals at constant war with one another, and so I fell into a deep slumber. I awoke from time to time to check up on the world, and was always disappointed.

However, today I have awakened for good — because I am thrilled to see that we have finally reached the end of Kali Yuga, that the tides are beginning to turn, that the Golden Age shall come forth. Humanity is slowly beginning to pick up the pieces, and I am here, along with many other benevolent spirits (you must be one of them, too!) to help us crawl out of the darkness.

This is such an exciting time in existence, and I am honored to be a part of it. I am here to retell mythological stories, reveal ancient mysteries, teach occult wisdom, and share with you my esoteric practices. I am here to jog humanity’s memory, to propel forward the return of the Golden Age, to assist in the Great Awakening!

Here and there, “Laura” comes out — she is the ego, the mind and body, the physical vehicle of this immortal spirit. She becomes wrapped up in her worldly existence, her life story — forgetting that she is merely a minuscule chapter of the cosmic story, a fictional character, a medium of my messages. But I do thank her for making it possible for me to express myself into the material realm.


Writing has always been a passion of mine. I spent much of my childhood writing short stories and journaling (and still do to this day!) I opened my first blog when I was ten years old — who remembers “Xanga”!? I opened this current blog as “Lotus Laura” in 2016.

In July 2021, I published my first novel “The Captain & the Mermaid” on Amazon as paperback and ebook formats. I am also featured in the book “Out Of The Blue” in a small excerpt along with 87 other writers! And in March 2022, I published my second novel “Forbidden Knowledge.

I have been studying astrology since middle school, began learning and practicing tarot in my college years, and have had a lifelong interest in all things esoteric and mystical. I continue to study many forms of divination, most recently runes and palmistry.

In 2020, I opened up a Youtube channel for tarot readings. In 2021, I opened my Etsy shop for psychic readings, which now includes wish jars, perfume sprays, and tinctures.

Herbalism is also a passion of mine. I have been obsessed with all types of teas since I was sixteen. I’m highly interested in plant medicine and healing through herbs, mushrooms, and spices.

I enjoy staying active through yoga, hula hooping, and belly dancing. I also love nature-walks and hiking. I have been vegetarian since I was 12-years old. I practice minimalism.

I am a proud cat mama of two: Luna and Venus. I grew up with many cats over the years, from my dad’s cat (Fasha) to my childhood cats (Buttermilk and Penelope.) I have always been a huge animal lover. I graduated college with a small animal science degree and currently work as a caretaker for research animals.